Friday, June 09, 2006

Pinheads bday

I wasn't really up for a big night much prefferring to stay back at joes place and chill out while hitting up the pepsi and takin gout a few noobz on CS lol :D love that talk. But i had to head out for pinns bday. the big 21 and all so i had no choice and well why not.

these are the reasons why not.
1. It was pissing down rain
2. It was cold.
3. I was poor (Self inflicted of course)
4. There were 8 guys and 2 girls neither of which i wanted to pick up
5. I was sober and there was free grog
6. Everyone else was pissed
7. I wanted to be geeky and play computer games all night and drink pepsi
8. I was tired from work
9. Both girls eventually ditching us at ruby rabbit and therest of us not getting in becasuse there were too many guys
10. Scotty ditched the pack because he followed his dick for a bird he worked with that he wasn't getting any from.

these parts however were good.

1. Hanging out at PoMo drinking for free even though i wasn't
2. Spending time with the boys
3. something about taps???

and thats about it

oh and max your cool, sweet!! tap tap, ditch the girl and move intot he city so us boys can have a ball hitting the town. (once i start drinking again that is). scotty your a poo poo head because you ditched us for a lowly tramp. And the two tramps i have to say that at first glance i thought you were alright girls and were nice to talk to but every moment of night that passed the more your selfish shallow souls were revealed. The blonde chick was by far the worst getting kicked out of mansions for started because she didn't understand the words "no smoking" and then had a hissy fit outside infront of the pub and bouncers about how she was a "criminal for smoking, yes im a criminal". and then complaining even more because her sister rathered the company of her friends then her drunk little sister.



Then after getting to ruby rabbit. the girls got in for free (15 bucks cover fee) and made five guys wait outside, tehn after me and luke refused to leave the others behind they sulked because they didn't get in. Then walked to the courthouse and after a strong recommendationt hat the courthouse was and is quite possible the worst pub in sydney and the last resort for the night decided to head in anyway. Stay for 5 minuted shile they complained how shit it was. Then i suggested kebalas-??? which i said wasn't exactly great but was better than courthouse. complained about how crap it was.

We then left there and formulated a plan to get us all into ruby rabbit. John (coco) leaves at this point -kudos- and the four of us me luke pins and max wait while the two girls and scottie head into rubies. It wasn't long while we waited before we soon realised "fuck this" and decided to get some pizza and head home. There was one last chance to get in when the blondes sister and her friends rock up and we approached them after leaving their company only 15 minutes earlier, were rewarded wth a rude snob and run.

I could understand if worthwhile upperclass girls that were attractive and wealthy and intelligent would ditch us boys in such snobbery, but these girls wouldn't even classify on a modern scale of chick rating. in baseball theyd be foul and no plumber would tap that. Intellictually they were dimwits with maybe a small chance of recovery for looks and wealth but there was no saving grae from that department. Snobbed and ditched by lowly tramps. What a great night.

Allan

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